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[18 Sep 2007|12:25am]
recent events call for overly vague livejournal entry!

school
- i spent 6 fucking hours today after being "dismissed" for not handling a "financial aid issue". i'm going to make an appointment with my dentist because teeth being pulled don't seem as bad anymore

wildwood (firefighters weekend)
- fucking awesome!
- fucking awesome!
- fucking awesome!
- don't play chicken with a tram car
- 12 people can fit in Neshanic Station's chief's car
- cops don't do anything when you ride in the back of a pickup truck
- jack daniels stings
- my name at the firehouse is now 'jack' because of reaction to previous line
- wildwood cops were really nice to us when they came to our condo for being to loud

live burn drill (tonight)
- put out some fires
- got to sit in a room about to flashover (wikipedia - A flashover is the near simultaneous ignition of all combustible material in an enclosed area.)
- got to work the hose alot
- i smell like fire
- i smell alot like fire
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[04 Apr 2007|02:12am]
I wanna have your babies?
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"Postal" movie stars Feces, Osama Bin Laden, and graphic Columbine scenes [27 Jan 2007|11:07pm]
It makes the Passion of The Christ look like Veggie Tales - Uwe Boll is going to get rich by doing the following: Making Osama Bin Laden one of the main characters. Killing school children to recreate the Columbine shootings. Full frontal nudity of News Radio's Dave Foley. Full backside nudity of Dave Foley as he takes a shit on the camera.

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